A Captain always goes down with his ship

So did you save any snacks for round two? What's funny is that the Captain looks kind of like one of the douchebags in the photo above. Anyway, I will also throw out another disclaimer. There will be mention of sex in this post. It's not going to be a story out of Penthouse or anything, but there will be reference to it. If you are still ready to move forward..Here we go

Captain Douchebag followed me throughout the last few years. He was like a zit. He popped up here and there and got under my skin until he just disappeared. He never stuck around long. Usually what would happen is that I would get a text out of the blue from him. He would do the usual "Hi how ya doing" thing, but then it always led to him asking for something. The something was either a picture or to "hang out". The pictures he would ask for were like the ones I mentioned in the previous post. Sometimes his text would be a single word "boobs", and when he asked to hang out it was usually just because he wanted a dirty romp. He was pretty classy. 

Of course I was still trying to get over him. So, I would give in hoping that maybe it would rekindle something. He had pretty good timing when he would get a hold of me too. I would be just at that point that I would stop thinking about him and then I would hear from him. Bastard. This is why it took years to get over the Captain. He always had a way of keeping that last little spark burning. He never said it was because he still had feelings though. He always said it was because he liked the times we had, sexual times that is, and other girls wouldn't send him dirty pictures. Don't judge me. 

Whenever he could tell I was getting attached again is when he would pull away. This is when he blocked me on Facebook. I was a creeper and saw that he was talking to this girl like he would if he was dating her. So naturally, I brought it up and called myself out. Now I am on the permanent block list. It makes me laugh. The most recent encounter I had with the Captain was around November of this last year. He started talking to me again and I happened to be sort of dating someone at the time. I think it killed him that I actually told him no for once. He even said, "I will be discreet. No one would know." I told you he was classy. By some miracle I happened to be unblocked from his Facebook for a short amount of time. He will later contest this, but I saw what I saw. He had started talking to a girl in Meridian. By the time Thanksgiving rolled around it had progressed to him and her being "in a relationship". This however didn't stop him from asking me to send him pictures while he was in North Dakota for work. I even said, "I don't think your girlfriend would appreciate that." His response? "I don't have a girlfriend. We are just hanging out and seeing where it goes.". Hmm. Really?

I didn't hear from him again until about Christmas/New Years. He was still pulling the same stuff and asking for pictures of me, and he even went as far as to tell me when he would be back home to see if he could have a little dirty time with me. I once again became the creepy stalker. I was still unblocked on his Facebook, and saw that not only was he still in a relationship with this girl but he got her a sapphire ring for Christmas. I'm talking a ring from a jewelry store not a cheap piece or anything. By this point I am just confused. He still won't admit to me that he has a girlfriend. He just tells me that it is complicated because he spends so much time out of town and she doesn't even live in town herself. The remaining respect that I had for him is now dwindling at a very rapid rate. I spent New Years Eve with the person that I happen to be dating now, and while I was hanging out with him I get a phone call. You guessed it, Captain Douchebag. It's odd because he usually only texts me he doesn't ever call. I let it go to voice mail and I just checked it when I was leaving with my date. Both him and I had a good laugh about it. I will give you a summary of it, but just to kind of set it up he was talking once again about how he wanted to see my boobs. I told him that he should have his girlfriend help him out with that and then my phone rang. This is the voice mail,
"There's no other boobies that I want right now. I want your boobies. If I was in town right now I would be at your house and no where else. So show me your boobies. I want to see your boobies. Not any other boobies. I'm gonna go and hopefully I will see some boobies. Your boobies."

He just gets classier, doesn't he? He was drunk when he called, but I find it funny that he still can't admit that there is something there that always pulls him back to me. I saved the voice mail just in case I ever decided that I wanted to tell his girlfriend about what kind of guy she was dating, or if she ever messaged me if she found out he was talking to me or something. I probably should have told her at this point, but something inside of me just kind of snapped. I really didn't care. He became so disgusting to me that I just didn't care if he treated his new girlfriend like this. The next time I heard from him it was on his way home from North Dakota and I responded to a text he sent. He said that he had sent that a month prior to when I got it and that it was delayed because he had shitty service where he was at. Uh. Right. I don't think a text would send after a month but whatever. I asked him about his girlfriend and he still didn't really admit to having one, but when I told him I saw it on Facebook he basically called me a liar. He said that I was on his block list and I couldn't have seen anything so I shouldn't lie to him because it was kind of pissing him off. I saw what I saw and I know how I saw it so don't call me a liar unless I really am lying. 

I thought after that I wouldn't hear from him again, but of course I was wrong. He had to send me a picture of his new truck that he got and asked, "Want to help me break it in?". I responded, "You should have your girlfriend help you with that." He responded with, "Touche". FINALLY. He admitted that he had a girlfriend. This is after they had been dating at least 4 months. We got into a conversation and he also kind of admitted that in a way he still had feelings for me. I told him that I was tired of the games that I have had with guys I have dated and it wasn't what I was looking for. "What are you looking for? And hopefully I wasn't one of those bad times you experienced." I told him that I wanted someone that I could see being married to and starting a family with. Oh, and yeah, he was one of those times. Multiple times actually. He said, "I really wish you would have wanted that a few years ago, but oh well. You really broke something inside me that took a long time to fix." If I would have stayed with him and gotten married we both would have been miserable and probably divorced by now. There were things I needed to do and experience that he already had and they were things I couldn't really do while being with him. As I have always told him if it would have happened with us a few years later than it did then maybe it would have worked out, but that just didn't happen.

I think he is finally pretty serious with this girl now. I can't see his page but I can see hers. Yeah, I stalked her too. Don't judge me. If he is happy with her that is great, but hopefully he won't be a dirtbag anymore. I never thought that he would have done this and acted this way, but then again I knew him a long time ago. Captain Douchebag today is completely different than the Captain Douchebag that I once knew. All I can say is that he did help me realize things that I want and what I don't want. So in way, I can't be completely upset with him. I can, however, still think he is a Douchebag.